

* Paper Boy Alley Cat: This one you bring your own bike, 20 racers max. Do you have what it takes? Most certainly, positively will you get hurt on this one. * Joust: Tall bike jousting, single elimination only the strongest will survive to win the trophy. * Donkey Kong: A tall bike race on 20” semi-mini tall bikes, 15 laps with a guy in a gorilla costume trying to knock you off your bike with foam barrels. I have bikes and helmets for this one, prepare to get hurt.

10 laps, 6 riders, top three move up to the final round. Buttons Spoke Cards Route Maps Events: Excitebike: 16” BMX bike in a elimination race over and through jumps. As always you get some free shwag at Choppercabras events. By Bike: Take Orange line to Louise, North on Louise until you are at Saticoy, go west on Saticoy, follow the noise and smells, you’re there! By Plane: Look for mess of bikes, parachute into Ralph’s parking lot, and watch out for Coldstone patrons, they may eat you. From 405 exit Sherman Way go West until you hit Louise, North on Louise as above. From 118 as above but south on Balboa, make a right on Saticoy. Parking in the back will be taken up by event stuff, best to park on the street. The event location is ? block west of Louise in the south side of Saticoy. How to get here: By Car: 101 Exit Balboa, head North until you hit Saticoy, make a left go till you see Louise, park. We start at Noon, not hipster time, but real time. Do your best to arrive on time or you’ll miss out on all the fun, we don’t wait for you, as there will be hundreds of people there on time ready to ride. You dressed up as your favorite video game charcater.

Van Nuys, CA 91406 (818) 609-0113 When: Sunday, May 30th, Noon Sharp! Choppercabras 9th annual Spring Thing is a bicycle event unparalleled in all of Los Angeles, perhaps all the globe! Bicycles bashed, blood spilled, hot dogs eaten, 2 wheeled mayhem unlike anything you’ve ever seen! (unless you’ve been to one of these before.) And it’s all free! Did I mention hot dogs? What you will need: 1. Choppercabras 9th Annual Spring Thing!! Where: Atomic Cycles 17322 Saticoy st.
